12/20: "The intersection of 'faggoty' and 'hip' is usually...Patrick?"

-I ditched the annual Christmas Caroling party thrown by one of my oldest family friends because I wasn't in the mood to explain the Russ deal and/or be with older hippies, so I stayed home. This involved:

--Drinking an Iron Butterfly (I'm looking at you, Jon Schill.)

--Figuring out an ass-rocking version of "Dirty Old Town" on mandolin and harmonica.

--Going over to Jame's for hot buttered rum and dancing to Kylie Minogue. How much better can things get?