Wednesday, September 17, 2008

9/17: "I actually got my tattoo based on something I saw on Sally Jesse Raphael."

-I gave a tour to a kind of weird kid who made weird, condescending, homophobic comments, and then Chrissy came out to the intern area after giving him an interview, and said, "Was that kid a vampire?"

-Maia got a big chunk of cash for Andrew and me to play a show at Bard. Yes!

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

9/16: "I'm going to say these lines like they're pieces of food I don't want in my mouth."

-In Gender in Early Modern Europe this morning, Hector had a big paperback copy of Atlas Shrugged on the desk in front of him on top of the class books. Who does that? Only someone who likes Ayn Rand, I guess. Then Carol Pal, our glamourous Canadian visiting professor and general constant ray of light said, "Before I start, Hector, will you please take Atlas Shrugged off the desk. I hate that book. Ayn Rand is such a fascist." I started clapping uncontrollably, and everyone joined in. Ahhh!

Monday, September 15, 2008

9/15: "Will I get bugs on my computer if I download it?"

-My project for Visible Language, a rearranging of a Philip Levine poem, was lost in the ether of the internet, but for the best: I ended up writing an even better one about Degas telling a student in the forties how to give lyrical handjobs, which I'm going to include in its entirety here.

“Milky Forty,” Done Right:
M. Degas, Twenty-One, Teaches Freddie Durfee that Intermediate Downward Art, Detroit, 1942

(Reimagining of Philip Levine’s “M. Degas Teaches Art & Science at Durfee Intermediate School, Detroit, 1942”)

M. Degas looked down & spoke:

“I remember, at worst, I believed
intellectual students who bucked forever,
except for Gertrude,
Gertrude Bimmler,
who added her help, as I knew it,
from that past at school--”

“You’ve done what before?”

“I have.”

“Could I?”

“You’ve to ask a bold line, confidently,
looking to the possible: Way before
Gertrude, I did
Lucas Warshowsky, twenty--”

“Go on, M. Degas!” he shouted.

"--The room dark, this
precisely incorrect playground
of an isosceles science. I looked
back, diagonally, left,
begun with this--”

“Go on, M. Degas!” he repeated.

“I’d be bordering the pursed
minutes I created from store--”

“What minutes?”

“--On the one clock, in the study. It was
not exactly the most handmade
stroke you could have,
but it was to separate the roof
and the dark of the room,
for melted candy of maples,
and to represent walks begun, not
for you to have back…always a hand
of blackboard, the triangle cracked
from desks and his lips.
He quaked to the broken blackboard,
shivered,
and no one moved on.
The eleven April winds would
smile. Their trees stood back,
the early snow not swaggering,
all raised and repeated chalk,
for she knew a piece of what I done.
--But I have added another thought now.”

M. Degas mused particular until
the hypotenuse of the elms,
as though in complicity,
could have moved a barn.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

9/14: Belated Entry Roundup!

9/14- Andrew and Asher made some dope zucchini bread, which I slathered in earth balance and butter. Arielle and I decided that we should start saying "We are kings among men!" instead of "We're so lucky!" as a house motto.

9/13- Tyler had a wonderful little get-together. I really enjoyed all of the company wholeheartedly, even people I'm usually not too hot about. It was a nice little lesson about how disliking people casually doesn't really get you anywhere, and it's better to just meet people where they are and enjoy yourself.

9/12- I dressed up as David for a costume party, and had too much fun sneering at people and doing the Wuthering Heights dance with various boys and helping myself other people's Genesse.
- Emily and Maren and I went to Knapp's and I fell in love with a cockatiel who I would name Morrissey.

9/11- In Barry's class, we watched a completely bizarre documentary about Hitler's obsession with art. It's even easier to think he was the worst dictator ever when you see the paintings he bought (another one of the Austrain Alps and some clouds? YAWN!)

9/10- How luxurious to have the afternoon off! I don't remember what I did with it, which is probably a good thing.

9/9- I fell asleep around 8:00 P.M. Last time I didn't have class on Wednesdays, back in fall term of my sophomore year, I used to get raging drunk every Tuedsay night, and my friends and I eventually started calling it Boozeday. But this term so far, I just hit the sack early. Snoozeday!

9/8- Barton made me breakfast before work. How kind.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Thursday, September 4, 2008

9/4: "Well, I'm trying to examine you!"

-Ian and Emma and Sage and I smoked and told bad jokes. The best one was: This guy goes into the doctor's office for a physical. As he's being examined, the doctor says to the man, "I'm sorry, but I believe you'll have to stop mastrubating." The man says, "God, why?" The doctor says, "Well, I'm trying to examine you!"

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

9/3: "No matter how long you live here, Russ, you'll never be a native."

-I got a ride into town in the school shuttle to go to KMart to buy a pillow, since my old ones got moldy in the basement over the summer. There was a new van driver who was basically a cross between Christopher Walken and my grandpa. His name was Bill, and he introduced himself with a firm handshake. He kept affectionately calling me "Russ" in an avuncular way that only could have meant that I was passing, which was crazy. He was very chatty about politics and weather and living in Vermont, and humbly flustered about trying to keep track of all the pickups and drop-offs. Best van driver ever.

-As I was putting a birthday present in someone's box in the mailroom, Eddie entered and gave me the most conceited sneer from behind his Ray-Bans, as though to say, "I can't believe you would give someone a gift!"

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

9/2: "They all have the cheekbones."

-I slept through dinner, but then microwaved a plate of beef tacos someone had put aside for me.

-Barton and I went down to campus in the evening to read in front of Commons, but then just ended up talking to Trevor about how much we love voice instructor Tom Bogdan.

Monday, September 1, 2008

9/1: "I don't do pills...Oh well, okay!"

-Marissa and Alex and Arielle and a few others made a delicious barbacue.

-It was overwhelmingly amazing to see everyone again. Just to sit in Welling drinking champagne with Audrey and Maggie and Tyler and Emily and the Wills and everyone else, and even to be in Stokes with Skip and Alice and Monte and Josh and everyone else, and people I didn't know. There's something strangely empowering about being a senior at a small college. This must be like what male priviledge is like.