9/4: "Well, I'm trying to examine you!"

-Ian and Emma and Sage and I smoked and told bad jokes. The best one was: This guy goes into the doctor's office for a physical. As he's being examined, the doctor says to the man, "I'm sorry, but I believe you'll have to stop mastrubating." The man says, "God, why?" The doctor says, "Well, I'm trying to examine you!"