9/17: "I actually got my tattoo based on something I saw on Sally Jesse Raphael."

-I gave a tour to a kind of weird kid who made weird, condescending, homophobic comments, and then Chrissy came out to the intern area after giving him an interview, and said, "Was that kid a vampire?"

-Maia got a big chunk of cash for Andrew and me to play a show at Bard. Yes!